It was a Sunday morning...

This is an excerpt of an unpublished blag I wrote it on the morning of February 25th:

I had tragedy turn into triumph as I ran out of milk this morning while assembling my cereal.
And in my books this would qualify as a tragedy, as this I believe this is the first time EVER I have run out of milk during cereal time. I ask, does anyone really like too little milk in their bowl? Hands please? (Can't see hands)
Sigh-ness for dry-ness.
Adding to this was the cereal situation itself. Indeed a dry situation with minimal a) Frosted Flakes (one of my top 4 crls though), with maybe 1 bowl left in the box, most likely less and, b) Crispix in tha' house which I had bought after the stunning realisation that I had never had it before. After 2 previous bowls of Crispix, I knew I was no fan.
Of course though now was the perfect time...
I thought an ideal mix... potentially... together...
I poured.
Crispix aplenty on the bottom half (I know they float & I wanna finish this box *still have the unfinished box) and Frosted Flakes gracing me with its presence on the top. I knew I didn't need sugar.

They looked good in the bowl together...
and at time of doing this I knew nothing of my milk situation. I know I didn't have any chocolate sauce & so I haven't been having choco milk.
There should be no question about the milk... my 1%.
- Actions:
Fridge open, milk grab, lift, weird, hold, feels light, gentle shake, question:
"Could I be out of milk?"

Of course I poured a Healthy bowl or cereal! Boo-yah!
Whatevs... I knew it'd be close.
Milk to cereal, milk to cereal, more milk, miiiiilllllkkkk....
It was not close.
I crushed the two cereals together in my milk puddle in a bowl, only to stumble across a new dream cereal mix.
People!
A NEW DREAM CEREAL MIX!!
I FOUND IT!!
UP THERE next to Harvest Crunch... AHEAD of Frosted Mini-Wheats! LIGHTER! And so so very very good. VERY good.

Have I sold it yet?

So now please note:
a) Crispix sucks on it's own. It's no good:(
b) Frosted Flakes remain strong and are an excellent cereal mix;)
c) Watch your milk levels & check especially before upcoming (morning) usage, not last minute as I did... I'm a lucky guy though;)
also
d) not to judge me, but to thank me for me wisdomamazing cereal info insight.

Aight... That would be brutal if I left it at that... ugh.

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I am leaving it at that. I will update so soon. SO soon.
JK


p.s. When you are writing (HAND-writing - everybody still does that, right?), do you ever, maybe occasionally, have your writing look like one of your parents?!?
That's happened to me a few times. It's crazy.