Thursday, November 16, 2006

I Appreciate ~ I Do NOT Appreciate







Yes... I have levelled myself up to the "blogspot" domain...
I figured... I like the "link" factor. Myspace just has "friends". FRIENDS - but no real link to the outside world! Where can I link something?!?
Specifically link.
To worthwhile things!!!

I want those links just set on my blog site.
Actually set. Like my friends have on theirs.
And I don't like searching for some idiot's blog - I want it there greeting me.

And plus I'm totally not a computer geek like Myspace people tend to be so...

Also... I embarassingly admit, I had been kinda wanting to join in for a while, the whole Blogspot gang thing... it's a gang right? there's a leather jacket in the mail, yes?... and now seemed as good a time as any (1am - tired/lonely/home from work/hungry *cue dramatic music) so here it is.
A blog, this here blog, I promise that I will sincerely try, will all my bestest intentions to update weekly at least - or at least, more often than C-Crath.
Boo-Yah Grand-Pa!!!
(sigh)
That felt tired.
I didn't like it.
But I did like it.
I like that it felt hushed... the hushed "boo-yah".
Just whisper it... tickle their ear with it... soft like.
It'd be funny lean to the person in front of you in a movie theater and do it (perfect moment to be determined at time of action)
...boo...yah...
Damn mofo (can you swear on this thing?) - that would be hype! HYPE!

I bet if I was friends with Hip-Hop star Lupe Fiasco (see above) - he would dig that shiz (c.y.s.o.t.t.?).
I just know he would.
I know it.

Flip off!
That's not swearing & it doesn't seem all that mean.

Has anyone gone into my fridge? No. But you saw the Goddamn picture right? Jeez... I'm a hardass. Chicken burgers are in the freezer & KD is in the cupboard.
So has anyone gotten into the Ricky Gervais podcasts? Yes? No?

If you like to laugh, hopefully for you - if you like the t.v. show, 2 and a Half Men ,with superguy Charlie Sheen, then you probably have no clue who Ricky Gervais is. Unfortunately, I am not going to tell you.
BUT
Do check out co-writer/co-creator Stephen Merchant's myspace!!! Some amazing clips showing how sharp this Brit comedian is.
Genius: Never tell them your name!!

Oh so...
I Do NOT Appreciate:
- the lady who sat in front of me on the bus 2 days ago and had her long woman hair draped down all over the top of my paper. It's your hair! Be conscious!?! I can't read anything like that (especially the news - world events!) like that - hardly ride a bus with some of these animals!
FLIP!
- one of my bosses at work... (I count she wouldn't read this... too busy... no one at work will know spot... most of them are myspace people anyway - trust me, it'll be our little secret (*cue laughter & scary music))
she seems to think I'm an idiot when she (believe it) has no proof of this. As if I wouldn't check to make sure a change wasn't a problem!!! C'mon!?!
- the rain. It sucks.
- my bike being stolen 3 weeks ago & I'm not going to let myself get over it. I'm going to write a book about it. That perhaps will be the saddest thing above all.
I Appreciate:
- walking, but these days, barely
- Christoper Guest and his new movie For Your Consideration opening this weekend. Although I would like to see Casino Royale rather on the big screen and simply smash the law by sneaking into F.Y.C. - that probably won't happen, as I am not a 4 hour movie watcher. Are you?
All said, I just hope reviews serve both movies well, as I do want to give my time & money to them (if it had my love, it'd... I'd be a loser)
- Butters from South Park - I just saw an episode strictly based around him & his 'rents - very funny. Thank you Trey & Matt.
- for not having any major stress in my life other than the need to continue moving forward in this path that I have beaten for myself... and definitely money. More money would be fantastic! But no longer almost fundraiserable (new word - check Websters '07), as I now
- Lastly having my computer on a desk, in a safe place, so I can do stuff like this (and am I wasting my time folks?!) in my nifty lil place I designate as my home sweetness home. Bless it!
The Question for comments ~
- the Borat movie - is there going to have to be another public Borat appearance to combat all the backlash from da' meedia (say it like Ali now) along with the various "victims" (Frat boys, Feminists, and poor highly quote-able Romanian villagers of Borat's wild and crazy pranks?
OR
Is Sasha Baron Coh' himself gonna come out and be on Oprah like, giving to Romanian charity and saying he's sorry and he sees an open door in society to have some fun with...
Hmmm....
Bang on!
Well that wraps it at the end of this moment, but by all means, I will be back soon and Spilling a little more for y'all.
JX

5 comments:

Curly said...

Wow what an intro blog! I'll link you up baby.

Ricky Gervais is a legend. Morgan and I have been watching the new Extra's. They are fucking brilliant and of course uncomfortable. and Yes us artsy folk (me, morg and billy) will be hitting up For your Consideration this weekend for shizzle (and probably 007 too).

Welcome to the neighbourhood!

Curly said...

I retract the FYC comment. Victoria is obviously not 'selective' enough to make the selective city list.

Heather Anne said...

More blogs for me to obsessivly check 37 times a day!!

YES!!!

Welcome my oldest non-related friend.

Katie said...

you've finally crossed over to the dark side.

life is much better here. you'll see.

Vicky said...

I.

Am so.

Happy.

Right now.